Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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