She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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