Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
