i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
