So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
