I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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