please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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