ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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