Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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