How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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