We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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