Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
