i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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