I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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