I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just cropdusted the office
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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