i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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