her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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