69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize