he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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