the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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