wrigley field is MILF paradise
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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