The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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