i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
where am i from again
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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