One girl and one boy is just not enough.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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