Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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