Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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