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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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  that didnt stop you

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  nope

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

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• (214): View more from Texas

  a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life

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• (650): View more from California

  I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1

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• (315): View more from New York

  Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on

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• (424): View more from California

  Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?

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  Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?

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