But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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