I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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