so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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