HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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