I think I am morally bankrupt
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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