i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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