we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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