Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
