How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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