let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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