did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize