Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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