Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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