I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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