If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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