whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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