Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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