best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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