I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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