Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
