Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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