I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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