Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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