I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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